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A little humor… 

ne’re means “not ever; at no time in the past or future”
meat, well Christians are all acquainted with eating the body of Christ through communion…

I’m a member of a fundamentalist Christian Small Group and heard this while the group was discussing Mark 1:23-27 as part of the guided lesson about miracles and signs.  They believe that there are these demon entities floating around continually trying to “get in” and we have to constantly battle them with the help of Jesus.   The small group is nuts, of course.

As shown at wiki.ironchariots.org

How many Christians do you know that use this argument?

How many books have been written based on these logical inferences (such as they are)?

Bring em in under false pretenses. Make em afraid. Make em pay…

Yes, thats how it is done.

Some people never get over Santa Clause.

I recently attended a bible study where it was emphasized how important it is to listen to the Holy Spirit for guidance. The objective being that we need to follow God’s purpose and not our own. Our own ideas are selfish and sinful (being apart from God). Of course this raises the natural question of how anyone can tell their own ideas from ideas placed in their heads by the Holy Spirit. It all boils down to getting the congregation to do what the church wants them to do.

Tithe this, volunteer that, evangelize and convert those…